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Top 10 reasons why I couldn’t pay my (phone) bill:
My cube neighbor Mark used to work at AT&T. I should say 'former cube neighbor' because an entire department was moved out of the main office today and into their own space. It was awesome having a pal right next doo… -
Make Stuff Up
Sometimes you just know when people are making stuff up. Okay so, there is a guy that I work with named Joe, who is a very nice older gentleman who I like very much and cracks me up sometimes, and who I doubt will ever… -
Read This
Wow you are so obedient.1.) Ever notice how cold your mouse hand gets? Mine is freezing. I think it's a combination of it being next to the window, AND it is slanted ever-so-upwards which makes for not as much circula… -
Vest Quest
Yesterday I was given $100 and instructions to go to the Mayfair Mall and spend it all, as a belated birthday gift. YAY!! My first quest was to go to Victoria's Secret and get the six-bottle gift set of body sprays. Yo… -
Song
To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat:Suck, Suck, Fuck a Duck, Screw a Kangaroo, Gang Bang Orangatang, Orgy at the Zoo!Sorry. It was stuck in my head. -
It's Just an Expression
In case you ever meet me and need to decipher what the heck I'm trying to say, or in the case that you already know me but have no idea what I'm talking about, here are some of my commonly used terms. Awss: Short for aw…
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